Me: My employer informed me that there is an issue with my gender.

Them: We have you as Male.

Me: Well I’m not. I’m female. Always have been.

Them: Let me find out the procedure for this.

Me: Please do.


And the procedure includes me driving to Denton with my Birth Certificate to try to convince THEM, The United State Social Security Administration, that in fact I am, and always have been, female.


I’m going on Friday. I think I’ll wear pink.

I need to read more of my insecurity book...