A Terrible Poem.  Entitled, "In case you stalk me, too" for Beth Moore.

I’ve been stalking you for several years.
I know your hopes,
                   Your dreams,
                            Your fears.

I know your kids, I’ve read your blog.
I’ve followed tweets, I love your dog.
I hope this doesn’t creep you out.
We could be friends; I have no doubt.

I just thought that you should know
You broke my heart a week ago.
You hired her instead of me.
You gave that girl my destiny.

I guess it’s only fair you did
You didn’t know I exist-ed.
But now you do so please let me know
Next time you have a job to post.


I know I’d do fantastic work
And now we’re friends…so that’s a perk!
Thanks for your consideration.
Signed, Katherine Smith, faithful patron.